I know some of you might be laughing your asses off. Amil playing sports...serious wan ar this fella. Dude, i am serious la. Back in the day i was a kick ass basketball player. Back when i was in form one and for two, me and my boys (who were in the afternoon session) would come to the morning session of fridays to play ball with some of the older kids. I mean here you have amil, this cocky young punk going up to some form 5 kids during their PJK saying "Bro, wanna play ar, 4 on 4 , us kids vs you seniors" and we would whoop their asses. I remember being the guy who would always play like a forward, getting the boards, post up, slashing in the lane, perimeter jumpers, that sorta shit. We also went to the church behind my school to play some ball (i think it was the lutherian church or sumthin, and i would play without my shirt on (kinda scrawny back then), and my friends would be like "dude, its a church la...you'll get the nuns all excited".F*ckin hillarious. I think my main BBall gang consisted of David, Adrian and EuGin. We would play ball all the way till class starts after friday prayers. i remember even during fasting month i would play. I didn't give a shit. i loved the game.
We then formed an under 15 team to play for the MSSS level. We got jerseys and shit and i always wore number 7. We went to seaport school for the games and we were like the 8th seed school in PJ. We were pitted against the top seeded school which was Seaport. During practice the center dunked and it freaked us out. The game started. My center tips off to me and i race across the court for a quick layup. POW. The opposing centers blocks my layup. IN YOUR FACE MOTHER F*CKER!!!!
Sigh...My school was never really any good la. We never won a single tournament but it was super fun playing ball with the crew. I personally had some success in basketball though. I joined the addidas streetball 3 on 3 and got second place (for the non chinese category la). It was seriously fun. My team consisted of me, Justin,Dani and Daniel and we were pretty good la. I remember being down by like 2 points with like a minute to go and we kicked some serious ass by playing killer defence. In the finals, we played against this kampung fellas from KB and they seriously kicked our asses la. I mean these guys were using pallas jazz school shoes to play and they tapaued us kao kao. I think that was the only occasion i had ever won anything in sports la. hahaha.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
PRESENT : Guitar Hero SLUT!!
For those of you who know me i proclaim myself to be the best guitar hero player in Malaysia. Serious shit. I play guitar on expert and i 5* a majority of the songs i play. Im a pretty decent drummer to (i play drums on hard).
I have always kicked some serious ass in this game and i have almost every instalment of the guitar hero franchise. I recently bought Guitar Hero Van Halen and i seriously got my ASS KICKED. i mean its van halen. The KING of tapping and to play on EXPERT, you gotta tap that lil plastic guitar. Its F*ckin insane. I mean here i am FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER in GH history that i CANNOT COMPLETE a song on expert. A few songs to be exact. I died in ERUPTION, got my ass owned in SPANISH FLY and couldnt even get pass the intro for HOT FOR TEACHER. CRAP!!!
But it is serious fun tho and i definitely do enjoy playing guitar hero. Even if its like a few songs, its just a great way to unwind and chill.
I have always kicked some serious ass in this game and i have almost every instalment of the guitar hero franchise. I recently bought Guitar Hero Van Halen and i seriously got my ASS KICKED. i mean its van halen. The KING of tapping and to play on EXPERT, you gotta tap that lil plastic guitar. Its F*ckin insane. I mean here i am FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER in GH history that i CANNOT COMPLETE a song on expert. A few songs to be exact. I died in ERUPTION, got my ass owned in SPANISH FLY and couldnt even get pass the intro for HOT FOR TEACHER. CRAP!!!
But it is serious fun tho and i definitely do enjoy playing guitar hero. Even if its like a few songs, its just a great way to unwind and chill.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
PAST : First sexual experience
The title got you guys excited kan. Well this is some funny shit la. I'm sure that there are some people out there that might have experienced the same thing that i did. I think i was four and i always played games with my neighbour. Games like battle city on my micro genius and also some old school game watch games la. But one day we decided to play doctor doctor. So she pulled down her pants and i pulled down mine and we were playing with our privates. SERIOUS SHIT. That was literally the first clit i ever fondled la. We were laughing out asses off untill my maid caught us and told us that what we were doing was wrong.
Didnt keep in contact with that neighbour of mine but many years later, she ended up studying in the same uni as me and one day she came up to me and said "Amil, do you remember when we were kids, and we both got naked and started playing with ourselves??" F*ckin shy la i tell you. If i was having a dry season kan, after a few drinks i would have definitely tapped that ass la BACK THEN. HAHAHA (yes yes, to those who know me, i used to be a f*ckin horrible person)
Didnt keep in contact with that neighbour of mine but many years later, she ended up studying in the same uni as me and one day she came up to me and said "Amil, do you remember when we were kids, and we both got naked and started playing with ourselves??" F*ckin shy la i tell you. If i was having a dry season kan, after a few drinks i would have definitely tapped that ass la BACK THEN. HAHAHA (yes yes, to those who know me, i used to be a f*ckin horrible person)
Saturday, January 2, 2010
PRESENT : New Years weekend
New Years is always an interesting time of year. I mean roads in KL are all jammed up like a byatch and people are getting drunk as ass and causing a ruckus all throughout major cities. But there are some good points though. Here's are some interesting stories for new years 2010
1. Claire (with some help from me) cooked a wonderful meal. We had some toasted baguettes with smoked salmon and creme cheese for appetizers which were killer awesome. Just toasted the baguettes and nuked those fella's in the microwave. The main coarse was some kick ass pasta. She started by frying some onions (which i hate but all good la), garlic and sausages. Then added in some diced tomatoes. After the fetuccini was cooked, everything was mixed together and some milk and spices were added. Yummyness to the max la. We also had some peaches and yogurt for dessert which i didnt quite fancy but seriously, the meal was f*ckin awesome
2. Some friends of mine who partying it up at the penthouse in the Ritz (total bill came up to about RM3000...F*ckin roockstars la these fellas) got mugged on the way to the car. I mean these indian macha's just came and beat up both my friend and HER soon to be husband and made away with their wallets, i phones and car keys. Thank god there was no serious injuries la. But what a way to start the new years. Well hopefully the rest of the year ends up good for em la
Had some family function yesterday and learned so many things from my uncles and aunties about my parents. Lets just summarize some of the interesting stories
1. My dad was busted by the cops when he was 12 because he had another kid riding pillion on his bicycle (which was against the law back then). He met with some cops (who were also on bicycle) half way and they asked him to stop. My dad then just made his way through the kampung roads of brickfields and thought he managed to elude the cops la. But 5 minutes later the cops knocked on the door and asked him to come out. My dad was like "do you have any proof ar that i was the one cycling?". The cops were pissed and dragged hm to the police station. His uncle had to bail him out for RM 5.
2. My dad loved his birds and fishes. He used to head on the the pet store and when no one was looking, he would steal fishes and put them in his pocket. He would then run all the way home and put the survivors in his aquarium. But then, he had a knack for pissing my grandpa off and one day, gramps just took the aquarium, and threw the fishes on the padang (seriously f*cked up). My dad also trained a bird to independently go into his cage. He would release the bird on the floor, move the cage a few steps back, and the bird would slowly hop its way back to the cage. But one day my dad forgot to notice the cat that was waiting in silence. The cat pounced on the poor birdy and makan the fella la.
3. My dad was pissed with his landlord once and plotted an evil prank. He went to the public toilets (which had no piping, so waste was collected in buckets) and armed with his school socks as gloves, brought the bucket of shit to the landlords house and poured the crap all over the entrance staircase of the landlords house. Everyone woke up early that morning to the sound of the landlords cursing and swearing
4. My mom thought she was stood up by my dad the day of the wedding. His rombongan was supposed to arrive at 11 am but at 2pm there was still no sign of him. SO all the kampung folk was kutuking my mom and my dads family saying things like "itulah...kahwin keling macam tu la","keling tu tipu la","awak nie takleh ke cari orang melayu??". My mom just couldnt take the bullshit in her house and took her bicycle and cycled out to the main road. Suddenly she met up with my grand uncle (uncle Joe) anfd just broke down crying. Apparently there was an accident on the kampung road so thats why la late. But im thinking its because my dad was using the indian timing mindset la. Wedding at 11am, ill leave the house at 1045.
1. Claire (with some help from me) cooked a wonderful meal. We had some toasted baguettes with smoked salmon and creme cheese for appetizers which were killer awesome. Just toasted the baguettes and nuked those fella's in the microwave. The main coarse was some kick ass pasta. She started by frying some onions (which i hate but all good la), garlic and sausages. Then added in some diced tomatoes. After the fetuccini was cooked, everything was mixed together and some milk and spices were added. Yummyness to the max la. We also had some peaches and yogurt for dessert which i didnt quite fancy but seriously, the meal was f*ckin awesome
2. Some friends of mine who partying it up at the penthouse in the Ritz (total bill came up to about RM3000...F*ckin roockstars la these fellas) got mugged on the way to the car. I mean these indian macha's just came and beat up both my friend and HER soon to be husband and made away with their wallets, i phones and car keys. Thank god there was no serious injuries la. But what a way to start the new years. Well hopefully the rest of the year ends up good for em la
Had some family function yesterday and learned so many things from my uncles and aunties about my parents. Lets just summarize some of the interesting stories
1. My dad was busted by the cops when he was 12 because he had another kid riding pillion on his bicycle (which was against the law back then). He met with some cops (who were also on bicycle) half way and they asked him to stop. My dad then just made his way through the kampung roads of brickfields and thought he managed to elude the cops la. But 5 minutes later the cops knocked on the door and asked him to come out. My dad was like "do you have any proof ar that i was the one cycling?". The cops were pissed and dragged hm to the police station. His uncle had to bail him out for RM 5.
2. My dad loved his birds and fishes. He used to head on the the pet store and when no one was looking, he would steal fishes and put them in his pocket. He would then run all the way home and put the survivors in his aquarium. But then, he had a knack for pissing my grandpa off and one day, gramps just took the aquarium, and threw the fishes on the padang (seriously f*cked up). My dad also trained a bird to independently go into his cage. He would release the bird on the floor, move the cage a few steps back, and the bird would slowly hop its way back to the cage. But one day my dad forgot to notice the cat that was waiting in silence. The cat pounced on the poor birdy and makan the fella la.
3. My dad was pissed with his landlord once and plotted an evil prank. He went to the public toilets (which had no piping, so waste was collected in buckets) and armed with his school socks as gloves, brought the bucket of shit to the landlords house and poured the crap all over the entrance staircase of the landlords house. Everyone woke up early that morning to the sound of the landlords cursing and swearing
4. My mom thought she was stood up by my dad the day of the wedding. His rombongan was supposed to arrive at 11 am but at 2pm there was still no sign of him. SO all the kampung folk was kutuking my mom and my dads family saying things like "itulah...kahwin keling macam tu la","keling tu tipu la","awak nie takleh ke cari orang melayu??". My mom just couldnt take the bullshit in her house and took her bicycle and cycled out to the main road. Suddenly she met up with my grand uncle (uncle Joe) anfd just broke down crying. Apparently there was an accident on the kampung road so thats why la late. But im thinking its because my dad was using the indian timing mindset la. Wedding at 11am, ill leave the house at 1045.
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