PRESENT : New Years weekend

New Years is always an interesting time of year. I mean roads in KL are all jammed up like a byatch and people are getting drunk as ass and causing a ruckus all throughout major cities. But there are some good points though. Here's are some interesting stories for new years 2010

1. Claire (with some help from me) cooked a wonderful meal. We had some toasted baguettes with smoked salmon and creme cheese for appetizers which were killer awesome. Just toasted the baguettes and nuked those fella's in the microwave. The main coarse was some kick ass pasta. She started by frying some onions (which i hate but all good la), garlic and sausages. Then added in some diced tomatoes. After the fetuccini was cooked, everything was mixed together and some milk and spices were added. Yummyness to the max la. We also had some peaches and yogurt for dessert which i didnt quite fancy but seriously, the meal was f*ckin awesome

2. Some friends of mine who partying it up at the penthouse in the Ritz (total bill came up to about RM3000...F*ckin roockstars la these fellas) got mugged on the way to the car. I mean these indian macha's just came and beat up both my friend and HER soon to be husband and made away with their wallets, i phones and car keys. Thank god there was no serious injuries la. But what a way to start the new years. Well hopefully the rest of the year ends up good for em la

Had some family function yesterday and learned so many things from my uncles and aunties about my parents. Lets just summarize some of the interesting stories

1. My dad was busted by the cops when he was 12 because he had another kid riding pillion on his bicycle (which was against the law back then). He met with some cops (who were also on bicycle) half way and they asked him to stop. My dad then just made his way through the kampung roads of brickfields and thought he managed to elude the cops la. But 5 minutes later the cops knocked on the door and asked him to come out. My dad was like "do you have any proof ar that i was the one cycling?". The cops were pissed and dragged hm to the police station. His uncle had to bail him out for RM 5.

2. My dad loved his birds and fishes. He used to head on the the pet store and when no one was looking, he would steal fishes and put them in his pocket. He would then run all the way home and put the survivors in his aquarium. But then, he had a knack for pissing my grandpa off and one day, gramps just took the aquarium, and threw the fishes on the padang (seriously f*cked up). My dad also trained a bird to independently go into his cage. He would release the bird on the floor, move the cage a few steps back, and the bird would slowly hop its way back to the cage. But one day my dad forgot to notice the cat that was waiting in silence. The cat pounced on the poor birdy and makan the fella la.

3. My dad was pissed with his landlord once and plotted an evil prank. He went to the public toilets (which had no piping, so waste was collected in buckets) and armed with his school socks as gloves, brought the bucket of shit to the landlords house and poured the crap all over the entrance staircase of the landlords house. Everyone woke up early that morning to the sound of the landlords cursing and swearing

4. My mom thought she was stood up by my dad the day of the wedding. His rombongan was supposed to arrive at 11 am but at 2pm there was still no sign of him. SO all the kampung folk was kutuking my mom and my dads family saying things like "itulah...kahwin keling macam tu la","keling tu tipu la","awak nie takleh ke cari orang melayu??". My mom just couldnt take the bullshit in her house and took her bicycle and cycled out to the main road. Suddenly she met up with my grand uncle (uncle Joe) anfd just broke down crying. Apparently there was an accident on the kampung road so thats why la late. But im thinking its because my dad was using the indian timing mindset la. Wedding at 11am, ill leave the house at 1045.